20 Signs Your House Has Gone to the Dogs
Dogs are great! Well, it depends on your perspective I happen to be a huge fan of dogs so I will tell you right upfront I am totally biased on this topic. I also want my home to be really welcoming to human guests and lately I started to realize that it’s possible my house isn’t the first choice for friends and family to visit. So without further ado, here is my list of 20 Signs Your House Has Gone to the Dogs:
- You have more furniture for your dogs than you do guests (dogs lay claim to it all).
- You have more toys for your dogs than you do for yourself.
- Your cupboards have more food for your dogs than for you (per square inch).
- Your dogs walk you instead of you walking them.
- People make comments like your home doesn’t smell as bad today.
- You have to be careful where you walk to not step in a mess.
- You have to remind guests to put the toilet lid down (OR ELSE!)
- You have a lint brush in every room.
- You have more bowls on the floor than in your dishwasher.
- Your idea of a snack food is shaped like a bone or piece of bacon.
- You buy carpet cleaning products every week at the store.
- Your yard has patches all over it from “natural” fertilizer.
- You know where your “poop shovel” is at all times.
- You think ziplock bags are only for walking your pets.
- You have to pick dog hair out of your food on a regular basis.
- Your bed spread and pillows have chunks missing from them.
- You can’t leave food in your kitchen unattended for 5 minutes.
- You can’t go on vacation because you can’t afford the kennel fees.
- You have to protect guests from your dogs when they first enter.
- You don’t recognize the bones buried in your back yard.








